EYE TO EYE

After having been in great sync all through a harrowing week, the body has decided to give up. Typing this post is difficult with one hand choosing fall sleep and one eye refusing to open. For a Ctrl+Alt+Del, I can't see the Ctrl on the left side of the keyboard with only my right eye, and the Del is at too difficult a distance for my stubby fingers..

(As the right side of Pirate One-Eye's brain contemplates how this is to be managed, the other side is fast losing interest. Nonsense, how is One to accomplish anything if there is no Team Spirit, it wonders, as it mentally tries to prod the Left)

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(Silence. One-Eye, one hand and Half-Wit are asleep. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. The motto has united..)